4: There’s A Black Man Sleeping In My Bathtub

July 5th, 2009

Easily, the most offensive show so far… probably also the one that made me laugh the most.
Other titles I considered:
-”Not To Be A Girl…”
-”Wait, Can We Start Over?”
-”BAM! Balls On My Kneecap!”
-”Do You Know Any Good Prison Rape Jokes?”
-”I Was Angry For No Good Reason”
-”My Personality Holds No Mullet. No Party In the Back.”

guest this week:

  • Andy Emeritz & Alan Cockern
    Their band’s name is Field Theory
    Andy’s side project is called Five Alive, a mocukentary screenplay about a washed up boy band
  • Adam
  • Marc
  • USB Hub

    episode topics:

    -Too many people to squeeze around 2 guest mics
    -We meet another member of Field Theory, Alan. He shows his true colors and feelings about Andy in the band. He also discusses the new EP that the band just finished.
    -To apologize to Alan for accusing him of lying, I offer him reparations of a USB hub.
    -Twenty minutes into the show, we decide to restart in hopes of regrouping.
    -The cat has an open door policy this episode, coming and going as he pleases out the window.
    -Alan may have stolen a car.
    -Andy & Alan try the stronger salvia with great play-by-play by Adam (This segment was amazing! Picture David after the dentist for this)
    -The fear is apparent when I have to sit and talk to Alan by myself.
    -New ‘Bagel Head’ Fad Is Crazy!
    -Sarah Palin resigns from the office of Alaska Governer… and both Andy & EmoTonyB would fuck her.
    -Quickly glaze over seeing the Sacapuntas show with Andy.
    -Good rape jokes and bad rape jokes.
    -Rachel Getting Married is not the same movie as Margot At the Wedding.
    -Alan allegedly molested my cat.
    -Adam tells us a story of the drug rehab clinic he works in.
    -We test a beverage product from Austria, Alcohol Killer. We end up using it as a mixer for vodka.
    -Russian yachts to offer “pirate hunting” cruises off Somali coast
    -Russian woman beats bear barehanded after it attacks her husband
    -To celebrate the upcoming 4th of July, we salute George Washington
    -Adam takes the captain’s chair while Marc & I try the salvia.

    music heard this episode:

    Urban Dance Squad : Deeper Shade Of Soul
    Superdrag : Sucked Out
    N.W.H. : Wear Yo Hat
    Gilberto Gil : Bat Macumba

    comedy heard this episode:

    Daniel Tosh : Enlightened Garbage

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